(A/N: Added all the tags I believe can be used for this story, if anyone else want to contribute to this branch, feel free to continue with any of those, or a new one)
The next weekend, Jon was sitting in his room, mentally going over ways to help Karyn deal with her new 'assets', or maybe a way to undo her wish. So far he has come with the grand total of... zero ideas. But! He at least has not wished anything new either, so, well, he hasn't fucked up, which is a plus, and a bigger plus is that he also has not made things worse for Karyn, imagine accidentally wishing for his best friend to turn more Sarah-like, it would be like if there were twins at school and he already has to deal with one. Better yet, avoid thinking things like that, Jon is not even sure if wishing mentally also triggers the rock, with his luck, the rock also takes wishes like that (else how mute people could wish? Jon thought that they too would be able to use the rock but it is not something he wants to test)
Jon amended his last thought, he did wish stupidly for something interesting but maybe it was a dud? His thoughts were cut short when his mom came into the room, which thankfully he recently cleaned. Linda, after spotting the, well, spotless room, told her son her current dilemma: 'Jon, honey, I was walking home today from the grocer when one sidewalk made me trip, it is in such disrepair. I know you can't do anything about it, but I heard from our neighbor, you know, that lady that spends almost all the time in the neighborhood watch, that there's this new app you can use to report things about the neighborhood, "Lake Point Watch". Can you download it and make a post about what I just told you?'
Jon rolled his eyes a bit, it sounds like such a Karen app, but he nodded to his mom, and when she saw him get his phone she smiled, thanked him, and left. Jon downloaded the app and after installing it, started browsing all of it. There are, as he suspected, many Karen-like post, compalints about noise, some house with too much grown grass, complaints of barking dogs, etc. He finally found the section for maintenance, or closest to it, and did the post on behalf of his mother. About a minute or two after he did that post, he got a comment by the neighbor his mom mentioned, praising the "young man" who contributes to the neighborhood like that, and for also helping his mother in properly posting the information. Jon shrugged it off and then promptly forgot about the app.
It was a bit after two in the morning when Jon woke up from noise, there's a car around with very loud music, the extra bass in the car speakers not letting him sleep. He recalled the app his mom made him use earlier that day and groggily opened it, and found one place to complain about noises, and made a post, not even noticing the way he wrote it: "Can somebody call the police? There's probably a young man, a delinquent, maybe a thug, going around with his car with his music so loud I can't even sleep, thanks". About five minutes later he saw the telltales lights of a cop and the noise stopped. Happy, he fell asleep and never saw or felt what came next, for the 'something interesting' is about to happen.
The app did not exist before the wish, and what it will do to Jon is, the more he uses it to complain or post things like a Karen, the more he will change into a variation of one. His first post since it was on behalf of his mom did not affect him, however, his latest one is indeed one he did of his own free will, and thus started making slow changes on Jon, which he will discover come next morning, and he might or might not be aware of them.
While sleeping, Jon's hair lengthened down to his neck, and his roots started lightening to honey blonde, but did not go further, but the overall hair color did lighten up, in preparation for further changes. Additionally to that, his eyelashes grew longer and changed into the kind that is always kept taken care of, and the last change he got was that his nails, both hand and feet, changed into one that has a fresh french manicure, hand nails even growing slightly longer, while still 'male length', but in the future would obviously go more than that.
