"I wish," Jon's mouth began to move on it's own and he quickly found he couldn't stop it, "that the Wishing Stone will be absorbed into my body until I die and that while it is in my body I will continue making wishes that slowly morph my body, life, and personality into the most perverse and exagerrated version of Milf influenced by ideas found in hentai, doujinshi, western erotic art, and other such mediums until I am as exagerrated a Milf as I can get. I also wish that I will not remember this making this wish or any further wishes pertaining to it, and no one else will hear me making the wishes, but that I will notice the effects. Finally, I wish that any attempt to gain information on the exact nature or origin of these changes will result in automatoc memory alterations that mislead or erase that information. I wish to forget even the context of what I was thinking leading up to this wish and just think I spent the day relaxing."
As Jon continued, his mind raced in horror at what was about to happen to him, right up until it disappeared from his mind like mist.
