"Oh god" said Scott "What the hell am I gonna do? WHAT CAN I DO? Mom and dad are going to go nuts, and what happens if this baby is actually BORN? Will there be two of me? Will I be able to turn back? Will I have to stay my mother forever? And WHY THE HELL DO I FEEL SO HUNGRY?"
Just then Scott heard the door open downstairs and someone call out "Hello everone! I'm here!"
Scott gasped. It was his Aunt Susan! She was coming to visit today and Scott was in charge of telling her that nobody could get off work to come see her, so she would have to weight. BUT HOW THE HELL WAS HE GOING TO DO THAT WHEN HE WAS HIS MOM?
"Hello??? Anybody home?" called Susan,
Wait. This could work out. Susan was smart, she could solve this. And better yet, susan was a nurse. She had helped women give birth all the time! Scott became excited. Susan could help. She began to run to the stairs.
"OH" he cried out. She couldn't run. She felt too bloated and she felt a sharp pain in her chest. Probably the baby kicking, she told herself.
Slowly, Scott made it down the stairs to Aunt Susan and, hopefully, the solution to her problem.
