"Karyn, Jane... Karyn wished I know what's going on. Well, I know what's going on... but not just how to fit in this timeline as Jon. I also know why Jane acted like that. It was because she really was just a total bitch. It's a good thing you wished her into a good person."
"Yeah," said Karyn, "I don't understand how I could have missed that all these years."
"But that's not all I know!" declared Jon, "I also know that somehow I got here to Jane's room without actually moving from the hallway! And I know that Hikaru's a ninny! And, most importantly, I know that you just made a person from thin air and killed him without a second thought. You're even worse than Jane over there. Did you know that avalanche death is considered one of the most torturous ways to Hallelujah?"
"You're right!" gasped Karyn in shock. She brought her hand up to her mouth as she sat down next to Jane who was already mumbling to herself in a fetal position on the floor. "I'm a horrible, horrible person... wait, avalanche death is the most torturous way to what?" Karyn looked back up at Jon.
"Hm? I said 'avalanche death is Hallelujah one of the most torturous ways to Hallelujah,'" Jon clarified.
"Oh," Karyn said as she turned her thoughts back to how horrible a person she was. Then she stopped, "What?!?"
"Whooooo..." Jon moaned, "I don't Hallelujah so good."
Karyn looked at Jon and saw he seemed to be glowing, and then she realized that she brought Jon back from the dead. Only two kinds of people can come back from the dead: zombies, and... "Jesus Christ!"
"Yes?" Jon replied.
Karyn tried to pull Jane off the ground, but Jane was still in shock from what she had done. Jon suddenly straightened and walked over to her, placing his hand on her shoulder. "Arise, my child. Everyone is with sin. Nobody's transgressions are beyond forgiveness, if they truly repent."
"I know," Jane said, looking up into Jon's face, "Sometimes I just wish..."
