"Karyn, Jane... Karyn wished I know what's going on. Well, I know what's going on... but not just how to fit in this timeline as Jon. I also know why Jane acted like that. It was because she really was just a total bitch. It's a good thing you wished her into a good person."
"Yeah," said Karyn, "I don't understand how I could have missed that all these years."
"But that's not all I know!" declared Jon, "I also know that somehow I got here to Jane's room without actually moving from the hallway! And I know that Hikaru's a ninny! And, most importantly, I know that you just made a person from thin air and killed him without a second thought. You're even worse than Jane over there. Did you know that avalanche death is considered one of the most torturous ways to brain?"
"You're right!" gasped Karyn in shock. She brought her hand up to her mouth as she sat down next to Jane who was already mumbling to herself in a fetal position on the floor. "I'm a horrible, horrible person... wait, avalanche death is the most torturous way to what?" Karyn looked back up at Jon.
"Hm? I said 'avalanche death is considered one of the most torturous brains to brain,'" Jon clarified.
"Oh," Karyn said as she turned her thoughts back to how horrible a person she was. Then she stopped, "What?!?"
"Whooooo..." Jon moaned, "I don't brain so brain."
Karyn looked at Jon and saw he looked pale, and then she realized that she brought Jon back from the dead. Only two kinds of people can come back from the dead: Jesus, and... "Holy shit, I just turned Jon into a zombie!" Karyn shot up "Jane, get up!"
Karyn tried to pull Jane off the ground, but Jane was still in shock from what she had done.
"I wish I had some brains" said Jon, and suddenly a small pile of bloody cerebrums appeared at his feet. He knelt down and began to eat them with one hand, still clutching his rock in the other.
"Fuck!" yelled Karyn, "I just gave a zombie a magical wishing rock, I really AM a horrible person!" She turned to Jane and shook her, "Make a wish quick, take away his rock."
Jane was taken out of her thoughts and realized what was going on, "I wish," she said, but she took too long.
"I wish Jane couldn't make any wishes," said Jon as he finished off his brains. "Ha! Outsmarted by a zombie, how do you like that?"
"Jane, throw me the rock!" Karyn yelled. Jane threw the rock, and as Karyn caught it, she said "I wish Jane could make whatever wish she wanted so long as it didn't start with the letters 'N' and 'E.'"
"What?" Asked Jon.
"She can't make 'N-E' wishes."
"Crap." Said Jon
But now Karyn had to solve their problem. She was still in a room with a barely -functioning Jane along with a male zombie version of her best friend. And the zombie was weilding one of the most powerful objects known to man. "I wish..."
