AF John : Not wearing it

Julie, I ain't gonna be wearin' that there thing, and that's the long and short of it." declared John.
"Fine, fine, I was just messing with you. Can't blame a girl for trying. The thing is back at my apartment," replied Julie as she put the G string back. Julie got a ride with Sara and John, avoiding having to take a bus back home. They walked up the 3 flights to stairs and Julie opened the door. She waved to her roommate before the trio went into her bedroom. It was a little tight, but with John and Sarah on the bed while Julie dug out the medallion, it worked out.
"Dad, you'll be able to change when we get home. I'm thinking you should try some of your older clothing. You told us as kids you could run a mile in under 5 minutes, I'd like to see that," said Sara. Before John could reply, his phone dinged and a message displayed that Robin messaged him.
"Mom is texting you?", asked Sara as she grabbed the phone, "Why did mom send you a boobpic, and why did you send her something back when you are in that body?"
John didn't want to tell his daughter too much, plus Sara talked with Robin routinely, so he replied, "I bumped into her at the gym and she wanted me to do yoga, " started John to the snickering of the two other girls, "so I did it and when we were done, she started jawin' about me. I encouraged her to reach out, but as you can see, she ended up taunting me. I gave it right back to her." John nodded at the end, satisfied with his answer.
"Mom did say she met someone at the gym today, " replied Sara, "Well, she didn't like the pic you sent her dad." She passed the phone back to John and saw a message from his wife, "I hope that young skank gives you herpes."
While Sara and John were talking, Julie grabbed the medallion and passed it to Sara.
"What were you going to use it for?" asked Sara
"I have a shirt that were supposedly worn by Jessica Alba I was hoping to try, but my roommate might catch me," responded Julie.
"Bring it to my dad's place, we need to go anyway for him to change back. You can hang out there for the 12 hours," offered Sara.
"Whatever, let's just get back home so I can change," concluded John tersely. The 3 left the apartment and drove to John's condo a little over the speed limit. Once they got back into the house, Sara gave the medallion to Julie who went into the bathroom to experience a change. John and Sara argued for a few minutes before they settled down and turned on Rick and Morty. After the episode ended, a man stepped out of the bathroom with a shirt and a towel. Sara just started laughing
"I guess I wasted $17 dollars on ebay," said Julie.
"You sure didn't. Welcome to the penis club, brother!" exclaimed Sara while laughing.
"Well, now that you've had your fun, where is the medallion? I've been waiting all day for this," said John irritably.
"It's in the bathroom on the countertop," replied Julie as Sara offered her some of her father's pants. John ignored them and grabbed some clothing from his room before going into the bathroom to change.