AF John : Getting home

John had to light up a cigarette in the car to decrease his stress. After the cigarette, John was a lot calmer. The three of them walked into John's condo and Julie ran into the bathroom. Sara and John heard the click of the door locking. John banged on the door, "Julie, get me that medallion!"
"Not until I'm done with it."
"What are you doing with it?" asked Sara.
"Changing! I'm turning into my Ex so I can take blackmail porn pictures of him. Give me 30 minutes and I'll come out."
"Julie, you were just going to hold it. We talked about this."
"We sure did, but you can't just expect me to not use it once. Be a sport," replied Julie. Sara sat on the couch as John pounded on the door a few more times to no response. Eventually he sat on the couch too.
"I never liked her. Once I'm back to being me, she can keep the medallion for all I care, but why did she have to go first? I'm tired of this, I just want to be back to being me."
"I'm started to get what you mean. While it's nice being able to reach tall shelves, having comfortable clothing and pee standing up, I miss my body. I'll change after you. I have more than enough for my paper now." And with that, Sara turned on Sportscenter after getting herself and her dad a beer.
At the end of the episode, a tall, muscular black man exited the bathroom and said, "I'm all done getting the blackmail videos and pics. This is all yours" Julie passed the medallion to John in the plastic. He quickly went into his box to get his clothing, looking to find something from a few years ago when he was in a little better shape. After grabbing a T-shirt from 7 years ago and pajama pants from around the same time so he could put something on over his hips before they went away. He went to the bathroom, overhearing the two guys on the couch talk about peeing standing up and how much easier it was. He took off his current shirt and sweatpants and put them to one side of the sick, and finally that god forsaken G string. As he was putting down the g-string, he got a text from Robin again, "Bet your girlfriend can't do this!" with a picture of her in a bikini top. John put down the underwear on the wrong side of the sink and looked at himself in the mirror and decided to message her back. "My girlfriend doesn't need an old rack like yours when she looks like this!" He took a picture of his body from his point of view and sent it to his wife. Immediately, the reply appeared "Well, she must have daddy issues to date you. You're old enough be her father!"
John was pissed, but then thought about how he'd be a few years younger in about 30 minutes. He grabbed his old clothing and touched the lump of clothing to the medallion before putting it on, then set the timer. John left the bathroom in the t-shirt and old pajamas, not noticing the g-string was on the floor and sat on the couch with Julie and Sara. Julie was talking about her new boyfriend, which John found odd coming from her current body. Within minutes, he felt his hair become shorter and his body taller. The relief swept over him. After another 20 minutes, Sara asked "Dad, you are looking good. What did you do differently?"
"I used some stuff from a few years ago, " replied John in a deeper voice that was close to his normal, "Did you notice the shirt and pants?"
"I notice the shirt doesn't really have boobs in it anymore," replied Julie.
"I wasn't talking to you," snapped John, "Why are you still here? Can't you go home for the next 12 hours? I want you out of my condo!" John shifted on the couch, trying to get rid of the lump he felt under his bum.
"Fine. Fine. I'll leave after Sara changes back. I want to make sure she's ok before I go," answered Julie.
"Ok, but not one second more," demanded John as he started to feel the couch, noting that there wasn't a lump in the couch. He stood up, enjoying how tall he was again, "Does the couch feel weird to you?" Sara shook her head no, but she also stood up and inspected the couch. This dominoed to Julie doing the same. After the three moved and patted down all the cushions, they sat down again.
"I think it's worse than before," said John in his normal voice. His alarm when off on his phone and he took off the medallion. Putting it in the plastic bag, he passed it to Sara.
"My turn!" she said going into the bathroom with her clothing from yesterday.