Bosom buddies

"...That Karyn was standing right here!"
Suddenly, a very groggy Karyn was standing next to Jon. As soon as she saw Sarah holding the stone, though, her expression turned to one of alarm.
"Oh no! Sarah, please, you don't know what you're doing! That rock is dangerous!"
"Tsh. Idiot. I know exactly what this stone is capable of, and I intend to use its full power. I'm tired of having to look at you two geekbags always hanging out together, but never getting romantically involved. It's worse than Mulder and Scully on those old X-Files episodes you geeks probably watch."
"Well, Gillian Anderson is pretty hot..."
"SILENCE! For your punishment, I wish..."