15 minutes later Melinda greeted her son as he walked out the door of the IOC booth. His eyes were a bit glazed over, but he was feeling pretty good.
“Mom, I know everything about skincare - it’s wild how much shit they put in here.” He said, pointing to his head. “We have to stop by the body care store on the way out - i’ll need a new haul. And do we have tampons and liners at the house? I don’t think i’ll need midol but you never know.” he said, babbling away.
Melinda, frowning, stepped over to the counter to finish some paperwork as Caden made a phone call.
In a hushed voice he said “Yeah dude you were completely right! I’m bi now - can’t wait to try sucking your dick and getting laid. You think Asya is into guys with pussies? Also, can you order me a vibrator and write this down - Yaho tyna 3. That’s the one. Blue. And some vibrating nipple clamps. Dude that lady gave me so much knowledge about this pussy! I’ll Venmo you. Oh, and condoms until I can get an IUD. Lord knows I’ll forget my pill. Ohh! And lube and toy cleaner.
Fuck - my mom’s coming back by. Gotta go. “ He said, hanging up his phone.
Henny walked back to her desk past a full waiting room shaking her head at how many more people she would need to see.
