After Jon grabbed the stone, he thought about how the effects of his previous wish would last for seven days. Seven days? Why did he make the duration so long? How was he supposed to go through an entire week of this? His family, not to mention himself, was completely fucked up! His mom and dad had an open marriage, his dad was dating a woman almost half his age, his mom and aunt were both lesbians, his sister was an unrelenting homophobe and transphobe, his brother was a pervert, and Jon himself was a transgender girl, not to mention a stripper! He had to do something about this, before something even worse happened. For all he knew, Zoe's tirade was only the beginning. Surely, something else would happen during the week, unless he made things more amiable and appropriate with his family.
He decided to start with Mikey. He was far too young, in his opinion, to be pervy like that. He knew that he couldn't give Mikey a different personality, given the wish he made that switched Mikey's personality/lifestyle with some other person's (Jon still had no idea who that was), but that didn't mean he couldn't wish to make some other kind of change to his brother. After giving it some thought, he said "I wish ..."
