Jon sprung awake, he's ears splitting from Zoe screaming bloody murder. He sprinted to his sister's rescue, but mama bear had got to the door first and began sorting out the commotion, trying to calm a hysterical Zoe.
"Is everything okay? What's going on?"
"It's fine Jon, your sister just had an unexpected visitor during the night."
"It's not okay MOM! For your information Jon, after visiting your stupid friend Karyn, the boob fairy decided to drop by my room and leave me with these!" she unraveled herself from cocoon of blankets and sheets to reveal a very significant bust, having bundled up to conceal the very prominent masses threatening to escape from her tank. "I look like a freak! No one's ever going to take me seriously again with these freaking udders!"
Poor, innocent Mikey brought up the rear, still half asleep and rubbing his eyes, but immediately cutting to heart of the matter and saying what everyone else was thinking. "Whoa! Zoe's got knockers!"
In what felt like a flash, Zoe had once again buried herself in her bed and their mom had swept the two boys out of the room, closing the door behind her. "As you can see, Zoe is going through some girl trouble right now so I need you two to be on your best behavior. We'll talk about what is and isn't appropriate language later Mikey. But in the meantime, I need you two to get ready and get out of the house pronto. Zoe and I need a little mother daughter time to talk about her new developments. Think you can handle making breakfast Jon?"
Jon nodded, a bit impressed with how deftly his mom had taken control of the situation.
"Good. Now Jon, if you can let the school know Zoe's out sick today and pick up any of her assignments and, just so the two of you know," her tone quickly shifting from stern to threatening, "if I hear any word of this has gotten out, neither one of you two will see the light of day I will ground you so hard. Are we understood?"
"Yes mom," the agreed in unison, tucking their tails and heading to the dining room to grab a quick bite to eat and get the hell out of Dodge before they get caught in the crossfire of a distraught Zoe and a mom on red alert.
About a half hour later, after making the detour to walk Mikey to Lakepoint Elementary, filling in for his mother, Jon began the walk to his own institution of learning, texting Karyn and quickly going back on the promise he had made earlier this morning. "Looks like you're not the only one to get hit with the boob fairy. Zoe got a full dose herself this morning."
His phone vibrated soon after sending, "No kidding??? How big is she?"
Jon typed out then quickly deleted a text commenting on Zoe's unexpected growth, realizing his sister's cup size was the last thing he wanted to be discussing. "It doesn't matter. They're big. We'll talk about it later, but I'm worried the stone may have made Lakepoint a hot bed for fairy activity. With its limited range and all."
"Don't sound too excited, perv."
Jon smirked, tucking his phone away, thankful that, so far, he hadn't destroyed the universe with the stone and only caused some cosmetic grief. Sure, Zoe was upset, but how bad could big boobs be? He was sure she'd get over it, plenty of people dealt with them every day and did just fine. He scratched his chest, noticing it was a bit itchier today, wondering if he was hyper-fixating on his chest or if there was some possibility he might have accidentally been in the splash zone for the boob fairy, laughing at the absurdity of such a thing, certainly a magical being knew better than to boobify a guy. Right? There was this sinking feeling in his stomach that he couldn't shake, wishing he had the stone on him right now, but knowing it was better off safe in his hiding spot at home for now.
In all the commotion of the morning, running out of his house, not bothering to make his bed, forgetting the stone, his biggest error was failing to notice a note, left under his pillow, that would blow Zoe's problems clear out the water. Written in pink glitter, it read-
Hiya Jon!
It looks like you're my new project! I've never been assigned to a boy before, so this is going to be super exciting! Don't worry, we'll take it slow and I'll be extra gentle with you, I know it'll be a lot to take in at first. But you're going to love your new body and life! I can't wait for all the big things we create together!
Your new bff!
The Fertility Fairy!
With a rumble behind his navel, a tickle behind his ears, and a tenderness in his chest, Jon strode off to school, blissfully unaware for the moment of the powerful, ancient magics working on him.
