Flinging the door to their parents room open, they all spilled in.
Danny was laying tucked in on his mom's side of the bed, and jumped with fright at the sudden horde of transformees in various states of dress waking him up.
"DANNY, DANNY, ARE YOU ALRIGHT?"
He sat up, clearly still groggy despite the commotion. His movements were much slower, more deliberate, despite his six-year-old size.
"What? Yes? I don't know, what's wrong with you all, why is everyone naked?"
In all the time he had been alive Danny had never strung together such an assertive sentence. Jeff felt a wind of relief that someone might be able to pull the family through.
Jolene gave him a little shake, pulling the blankets off of him, and revealing his Spider-Man one-piece pajamas.
"You gotta wake up, everyones changed, we need to figure out what happened."
"Changed? How? Why am I in mom's place in bed? And again, why is everyone naked?"
He swung his legs over the side of the bed, rising on his feet to his usual stature of about Jeff's navel. Regardless of his size, Jeff felt a passive reverence for Danny, as if he knew he could rely on him. He was much more calm and collected than he and his mother were.
"I don't know how, but it looks like everyone switched their genitals. I don't know how to explain this but I don't think you have a penis anymore. If my predictions are right you now have mom's privates."
"Don't be ridiculous...." He trailed off, suddenly processing the bizarre sight in front of him. Most of his family, superficially completely unaltered, but with obviously incorrect groins on clear display.
His hands clapped to his groin with an audible slap. His eyes bulged out and he started idly grabbing and patting his crotch. His hands pulled the cloth tight, and the lack of pain, protrusion, or anything but smoothness told them all they needed to know.
He frantically unzipped his pjs and scrambled out of them, joining his family in the nude. Yet it was all for nothing, their predictions had been correct, and the only thing between his legs was a slightly weathered flap of flesh.
"Oh my God. This is impossible. I can't. It can't be real. I-I-I OWN the vagina that GAVE BIRTH to me! This can't be!"
Jeff's blood ran cold at that statement. His little sister was more of a man than he was, and not only that, but his little brother had technically given birth to all of them, even himself.
Another thought shot through Danny's mind as he jumped up to the bed.
"Where's Dad? Where's Jenny?"
He threw back the blankets on his dad's side of the bed, which was apparently empty.
Unfortunately, it wasn't empty at all.
Laying under the blankets was his baby sister Jenny. She was looking at them with slightly more intent than usual, but ultimately gurgled and squirmed like a baby would. But nobody was paying attention to that.
They were paying attention to her diaper. Which was bulging absurdly in the front, and had the top half of a fully grown penis poking up from the top.
"We need to find Dad."
