His arms were full mechanical. They were a rusty red and he spread his legs open for Chad to fuck him. He went for a couple rounds before he said that he wanted to top. Chad rolled his eyes. "My self-lubrication function is not as good as the others. It might take a bit." he said. There were several sex toys around him as well. We just waited a couple minutes. Once Chad was ready, he let Syrios top him. After Syrios came inside his ass, he was totally spent. Chad grimaced and said "My self-cleaning function is non-existent." I felt a bit bad for him now. "Now we need to drill down to the root. What the fuck do you want!?" "I wanted to prank you. How was I supposed to know you were such a big fish. We do it on all the people that come here. People tend to overlook Micropolis. They only come here to extort citizens for money and run cyber-drugs. We use the info we dig up to get them to back off from the town." he said with a pleased smile. The post-nut clarity was only just kicking in. "What are you going to do now. I can't have you leak it." I said. He shrugged. "We could join you." he said.
Letting them join us would be cool. It would be our own intelligence firm. I looked at them and said "Listen up. I need to tell you something." I then ran through everything that I knew about the PEP, PEA and AEP units. "You guys can join my clan, but that means no more outside commissions. Is that okay with you?" I asked. He sat up and got his phone out. "This is a really important decision. I have to ask the rest of the guild about it." He called them up and they talked it over. Chad and I waited for them. It was a bit of a bore. Chad had to clean himself up with a spare rag. At the end of the call, Syrios smiled and hung up the phone. "I spoke it over and we're on board." he said. I nodded and said "Welcome to PBJ Clan. We'll be by later to get you a proper base of operations." He looked around the shack. "Hey! I like my shack! We've done our best work out of here." he said. "Let us hook you up. We'll see you later." We then left Syrios there. I looked at Chad and said "Great job back there. Let's hang out together in Dwan Town." he nodded and drove us back. We went to a classy restaurant.
I had already tested out the strawberry lemonade and their new watermelon lemonade. Both were really good. I proudly ordered a pitcher of each to be brought to the table. He cheered as it got to the table. Among the 2 of us, we could handle it. I was wrong. Very wrong. Chad had extremely low tolerance to it and could barely get past the first glass. Now, he was piss drunk. Joking around at his expense was funny for a bit. Killing the pitchers would be a battle. We got through 3 glasses of each pitcher before we had to stop. That was a small blessing. Every one that I did not have to take was a godsend. Chad was on strawberry duty. I had the big watermelon to drink. I got tired of it quickly. One saving grace was that there were not many people to see us fail so hard. Even still, the ones that were there and the staff watched as I was about to pour myself another glass of the dark pink lemonade to drink. I was then approached by someone. It was an AEP unit that was wearing a gaudy outfit. His pink hair was parted in such a way that his large doe-like eyes were revealed. He looked good.
My face was smiling at the absurdity, but he took it as a good sign. He had a goofy grin as he said "Hey handsome. Do you want to play with me? I'm a nice guy." I just looked at him blankly. It was an obvious set up. Even if I could not tell that he was a cyborg, it was way too on the nose. He could be any AEP unit from the next phase. It would not be wise to blindly trust him. Luckily, we had a use for him. "Not unless you help us finish all this lemonade." I told him. He just frowned at the table. Lemonade was not as potent, but it was still an intoxicant for them. He reached and took the pitcher of watermelon lemonade. He was a bit smaller than me. Not by much. He said "I will take this one off your hands then." He finished it off and set it down on the table. I gave him the other pitcher. I did not trust him, so getting him as close to wasted as possible would be better for me. I might be able to reveal his true intentions. He downed it as well. "Are we done now. It's time to go." he said as he grabbed me by the arm. He lifted me out of my seat with ease. That was new. I said "Let me talk to my friend."
