"This will have to do." Jon thought as he eyed up a relatively quiet vender entrance. Jon had decided that he should stock up on supplies now, before the fairgrounds and the surrounding area got any busier. "Doesn't look like anyone is manning the booth..." Jon sneakily approached the vendor entrance which had a small booth next to it.
"Hold your horses!" A stern woman's voice called from inside the booth.
"How did she hear me?" Jon pondered.
The door on the booth popped open and short middle aged woman walked out. "I gonna need to see some ID." She said sternly as she motioned with her hand for Jon to hurry up.
"O.. Yeah.." Jon began fishing for his vendor pass and ID in his pockets. "Sorry they didn't check me at the other entrance..." Jon pulled out the vendor pass and handed it to the woman. "There you go." Jon smiled warmly in an attempt to pacify the woman.
"Don't move." The woman said disappearing back into the booth.
Jon thought about just taking off, but that vendor pass was too valuable to give up. "At least I shouldn't pick up any traits from her." Jon thought as he waited for the woman. Luckily for Jon, short pear-shaped women just weren't his type and he had never developed a fetish for older women like his roommate Kirby had. "I bet Kirby would love her." Jon internally chuckled.
"Who the hell made this pass for you?" The woman asked stomping out of the booth.
"The nice woman at the front gate." Jon did his best to stay cool and confident. "She was older... Maybe in her 70s? I'm not really sure, but she was so nice."
"Blanch!" The woman began shaking her head. "Why they put her at the front gate I'll never know. Alright I need some ID." The woman extended her hand motioning for Jon's ID. Not wanting to kick the hornet's nest, Jon quickly handed her his ID. "Stay put while I put this in the system." The woman said as she stomped back inside the booth.
"Wow..." Jon could hear the woman raging inside the booth. "She might be too feisty for Kirby." Jon internally chuckled at his roommate's taste in porn. Kirby was all the time showing Jon MILF porn trying to recruit Jon into his fetish. "Then again, Kirby does love himself some big ole cakes. So maybe he would be into her." Jon had to restrain himself from letting out an audible laugh.
"Alright." The woman stomped back out of the booth. "You're in the system now." She handed Jon his ID back. "Now don't lose this." She said handing Jon his vendor pass. As Jon went to reach for the pass a gust of wind blew the pass out of the woman's hand and back towards the booth. She let out an annoyed sigh and turned around to pick up the vendor pass. Bending at the waist she reached down and picked up the vender pass.
"Now that is a big booty..." Jon thought as he stared directly at the woman's butt which was straining her stretchy slacks. "I guess there isn't anything wrong with a big cake now and then." Jon eye's shot back up when the woman began to turn around.
"Don't fucking lose this." The woman said holding the pass right in front of Jon's nose.
"So sorry about that." Jon said snatching the pass. "I promise you I won't lose it." He smiled at the woman and hurried through the gate.
