"I should get something to drink." Jon thought as he got up from the bench. Jon had spent the last hour or so laying on the bench trying to come up with a plan for how to get back to Lake Point. Jon's brain storming session hadn't yielded any sort of coherent plan, but the secluded bench had offered him a reprieve from the fair and allowed him to gather his wits. Hopping up from the bench Jon made his way back towards the food vendors making sure to keep his eyes fixed on the ground.
"Okay..." Jon took a deep breath. "Just a quick glance up. No lingering." Jon took one more deep breath and then glanced up at the food trailers about 15 yards in front of him. "Down!" Jon's inner monologue instructed, causing Jon to look back down at the ground. "Okay there's a lemonade trailer and a sweet tea trailer..." Jon glanced back up at the tea trailer and then back down to his feet. "Okay a guy is running that one." Jon took a deep breath and glanced up at the lemonade trailer and then back down at his feet. "That looked like a woman in there... Tea it is."
Jon hurried over to the tea trailer and got in line. "I should get the largest one they have... That way I won't get thirsty later tonight..." Jon thought as the line moved forward. Not wanting to chance anything Jon remained focused on the ground until he was up to order.
"What can I get you?" A man's voice asked Jon.
A feeling of relief washed over Jon. "Extra-large tea please." Jon said as he peeled off a $20 bill from his money clip.
"That'll be $5." The man said as he began to fill massive cup full of sweet tea. Jon handed the man the $20 bill, and quickly took his tea and change back to the secluded bench.
"That wasn't so bad." Jon thought as he began to chug the sweet tea. Jon hadn't realized how thirsty he was until began drinking the cool tea. "So ride sharing is out since I don't have a phone... Could I call a cab? Do they still do that? How do you even use a pay phone?..." Jon continued slurping down the tea as his mind raced. "Maybe I'll just steal a car... Or I could just steal a horse! I am at a fair after all..." Jon continued chugging his tea. "But I don’t know how to ride a horse... Maybe I could just call home?" Jon paused feeling stupid for not thinking of that earlier. "But I need a phone... SHIT! What's mom's number? God damn it!" Jon's mind raged when he realized that he only had his own phone number memorized.
A few minutes later Jon still sat on the secluded bench, but his massive cup of tea was now empty. "I need a restroom..." He thought as he got up from the bench. "Maybe this way..." Jon headed off towards a moderately busy area of the fair that had several buildings that people were going in and out of. "I'm sure one of them will have a restroom in it."
Weaving around people while keeping his eyes focused on the ground was no easy task, but after a bit of wandering Jon was able to track down a restroom. "Perfect I don't even need to go into the building." Jon thought as he entered the guy's restroom. "Whew..." Jon felt relieved as he began to relieve himself into the urinal. "This is like my own little safe space." Jon chuckled as he shook off the last couple of drops and walked over to wash his hands. "This isn't that bad." Jon thought as he looked at his new eyes and hair in the mirror. "These eyes are kind of neat, and this hair..." Jon ran his fingers through his hair. "I mean those are dark roots... So I guess a haircut would probably fix it.. But it was so much work growing it out." Jon paused. "Wait what!" Jon had been so focused on his current predicament that he hadn't realized that his head was filled with a second set of memories for his new hair and eyes. "Fuck!" He grumbled as he headed out of the restroom.
"O MY GOD YOU BITCH!" A young intoxicated woman shouted as Jon walked out of the restroom. The woman's outburst took Jon by surprise, and he instinctively glanced over to see what was going on. Jon's eyes focused in on a petite college aged brunette wearing a pair of tiny denim shorts and excruciatingly low cut crop top. "Just come get me!" The petite brunette yelled into her phone causing her large breasts to jiggle.
"SHIT!" Jon gasp while his eyes remained focused on the attractive college girl.
The girl immediately looked over at Jon. "What do you want you little freak!" She said sneering at Jon.
Panicked, Jon immediately turned and began jogging away. He knew he couldn't escape the effects of the wish, but he didn't know what else to do...
