(Author's note: Can't take credit for the idea. This is my take on an idea discussed in the IRC chat.)
He picked up a book on the coffee table and opened it, not caring what it was.
It turned out to be one of Mikey's graphic novels. It was called Zatanna: Everyday Magic. He began to leaf through it. The more he did, the more surprised he was. He had no idea what Mikey was reading.
It wasn't half bad though, and it got his mind off his problems...till...