"They're probably going at it like rabbits in there," declared Betty after finishing off her glass of wine.
"Why do you say that?" asked Nick nervously.
"Amber totally has the hots for your bro, bro. She wore her sexy underwear tonight, " started Betty as she leaned towards Nick, "the pair she wears when she wants to get laid!" Nick started to get up to check on Megan, when a hand grabbed his arm.
"Oh no you don't. Peter's a grown man and Amber's a big girl. They're gonna do what they're gonna do. What we're gonna do is get more alcohol, and you're gonna help," announced Betty pulling herself off the couch using Nick's arm. She then used to get get her balance before walking towards the kitchen. "Beer, right?"
"...Yes please," replied Nick, glancing towards the bathroom. He couldn't hear anything. Megan probably wouldn't do anything, right?"
"Listen, Nick. It's cute that you care, it really is, but you gotta let the bird fly, man. Here's your beer."
Nick opened it and took a sip. While he was mid swallow, Betty bumped her now full wine glass into his beer can, "To twins watching Twins!" The beer spilled all over his shirt. Betty's wine spilled on his pants as she pointed at the beer spill.
"You should see your face!" laughed Betty, "Sorry, sorry. Let me help." Betty started to take off Nick's shirt, which Nick pushed back down. "Do you like beer covered shirts?"
"No,' replied Nick, "I just want to get changed in private."
"Listen Nick, I'm not hitting on you. You don't have the right equipment," explained Betty. Nick gave her a questioning look.
"You're a guy. I don't like penis. I'm a girl's girl, so don't worry about losing the shirt."