...Mr. Dernsley, who was still being caressed by Theodora.
Almost instantly, Mr. Dernsley's stuffy attire changed. His work shirt turned into a ragged, torn T-shirt and his pants became a loose-fitting torn pair of jeans. But what was even more noticeable was his behavior. He began to lustfully kiss Theodora, who, being earlier struck by the Slut Gun, returned his attention. Before long, the two of them were stripping and practically making out right there in the hall for everyone to see.
Sarah facepalmed. Nicole just stood there in stunned disbelief, while Biff looked on alternately confused and amused.
The now nerdified Steve Farber, however, began to crawl toward the discarded Slut Gun when an adult's voice spoke out.
"What is the MEANING of this?" declared Mr. Davison, the school principal. He looked on, clearly apalled by what he was seeing.
"Oh, shit!" Steve proclaimed. Mr. Davison picked up the 'Slut Gun' before Steve could grab it.
"Is that some sort of toy gun?" Mr. Davison asked. "I won't have any guns, real or fake, in my school unless they're props for the school play."
He then turned to Theodora and Mr. Dernsley, who were now practically naked and kissing each others' shoulders. Both of them were seemingly oblivious to the outraged school official until he spoke.
"What in the world do you think you're doing? Have you gone insane?!?" the principal demanded. "Mr. Dernsley, I have caught you in the act of engaging in sexual relations with a 16-year old girl. I won't bother asking for for your resignation. You are hereby dismissed from your position here at this school indefinately."
Mr. Dernsley turned away from Theodora briefly. "What?" he asked. Then Theodora pulled him into another kiss.
"And you, Miss Blakeley, what has come over you? Did you even THINK about what your father is going to say when he finds out? You are hereby suspended from this school until further notice."
Theodora and Mr. Dernsley looked at Principal Davison shaking their heads. "But..." Mr. Dernsley began.
"I don't want to hear it." Principal Davison interrupted. "Your behavior is inexcusable and I want both of you fully dressed and off of the school grounds within the hour. Is that understood?"
"Yes, sir..." the two meekly replied.
"Meanie." said Theodora under her breath. Mr. Dernsley and Theodora stormed away down the hall, both grumbling things about authority figures who didn't get it.
Sarah stood with Biff and Nicole, staring in stunned silence. It was then that Principal Davison turned his attention towards them. "You have more of those gun things? I'll take those."
Principal Davison then took the 'Nerd Gun' from Biff and the 'Geek Gun' from Sarah.
Nicole was the first to speak. "Mr. Davison, be careful with those guns! They're not toys! They're..."
She stopped speaking because of what happened next.
