It was just at that moment that Steve 'The Stud' Farber showed up. With him was a girl in scant clothing, who was practically licking his ear. "Oh, Steve, you stud..." she whispered huskily.
With a shock, Sarah, Biff, and Nicole realized who the girl was. It was Theodora Blakely, one of the most prudish girls in school. Theodora was the daughter of an old-fashioned 'fire and brimstone' preacher, and would never be caught dead in the skimpy attire she was now wearing. Nor would she be acting like a sex addict in serious withdrawal, as she was now.
"That can't be..." Nicole said with a gasp.
"Theodora? The uptight Bible thumping girl?" Biff asked.
Sarah shuddered. "What is HAPPENING around here?" she demanded.
"Hey, look what I found!" Steve 'The Stud' Farber boasted. "I got this ray gun called the 'Slut Gun' and look what it did to Miss Prude here. Now she wants my bod sooo bad..."
Sarah shook her head. "This reminds me why I broke up with you after the first date."
Steve snarled. "Oh, you think you're better than me now! I'll show you. One blast of this baby and you'll be begging me to ..."
He never finished the sentence, because Biff punched him in the face.
"Don't you DARE talk to Sarah that way!" Biff shouted. He and Steve exchanged punches, shouting at each other.
Theodora rushed off to the side, as a crowd gathered. Mr. Dernsley, the boring teacher whose class Sarah had had to sit through earlier, bumped right into Theodora. Theodora turned, and kissed Mr. Dernsley madly. Mr. Dernsley was so surprised by this turn of events that he forgot about the fight that was ensuing.
Sarah and Nicole, meanwhile, ducked behind a class door for cover as Biff and Steve continued their fight. Steve, backing away from Biff after a punch to the midsection, raised his 'Slut' gun, but Biff was faster. Biff fired the 'Nerd Gun' at Steve.
Almost instantly, Steve 'The Stud' Farber began to change. Much as Reggie had before him, his figure shrank, he lost much muscle, and his clothes changed. Steve was suddenly wearing glasses, a stained white shirt, and had a pocket protector. Soon, 'The stud' had been transformed into an incredibly uncool, nerdy fellow. He tripped and fell, and the 'Slut Gun' fell to the floor.
The 'Slut Gun', however, went off, and the blast hit someone in the crowd. Sarah, Nicole, and Biff gasped as they saw the blast hit...
