"Wait, wish for a list of all the rules the wishes have made regarding the penis" suggested Jon
"sure, I wish for a list of all the wishes made to make this penis rock mine" Karyn said holding onto the penis.
They read the new list together
'Jon's penis is replaced with the stone' the stone is Jon's penis,
Only grant wishes when Jon holds 'my penis', directly wish his hand,
Only grants wishes for others when held flesh to flesh,
All 'girls', between 18 and 30 want to touch jons penis,
Girls who touch 'my penis' can't make wishes on it because it is not made of flesh,
Jon doesn't want 'my penis' and is REALLY willing to give it away,
Penis is stone when detached but becomes flesh and replaces the wearers genitals when worn, except when worn by Jon, the original owner, as it becomes 'my' penis and remains stone.
Penis has Jon's balls attached making it 'Jon's penis,'
"So, I can wear it and use it because I only have to hold it directly in my hand, but only when it's my penis, but it will only become flesh when it's attached to someone else and becomes their penis? So who's is it when you detach it?" Jon asked Karyn confused.
"Look away and we will try it" Karyn fumpled around trying to find the seem "ah here it is" Karyn said, Jon tuned to be handed a stone cock and balls, he didn't want them... Karyn had to hold it against his hands, "ew no non no" Jon panicked not wanting to hold it. "Just make a wish Jon, wish to have a hundred dollars" Karyn said. "Ok if it will make you stop, I wish for one hundred dollars." Jon said.
Nothing happened, "I guess it's not your penis anymore, but I'm not sure what would happen if I wish you were a girl" Karyn said covering her mouth... "Wait I can't wish either, I wish Jon were a girl, I wish Jon would turn into a girl right now" nothing, "I guess it has to be attached and I imagine you don't want to?" Jon shook his head and turned round instinctively so Karyn could reattach his former penis and balls" Jon looked at it, "can I touch it?" Jon asked, Karyn looked at him "if you want" Jon walked over and held his penis which got excited to be fondled by someone else, Karyn moaned, "so you don't mind touching it as long as you don't own it?" She asked looking at the paper.
"I wish I would turn into a girl when not wearing the penis" Jon said, "that seems like the best solution" she said in her new higher voice. "Yeah I guess we couldn't make you always a girl anyway, the stone replaced your penis so you would need it. But don't make any more wishes, I need to work out the list" Karyn instructed. But Jon kept playing with her penis, mmmm she moaned. "Jon please stop" Karyn asked. "I don't want to stop, I want to touch it" Karyn read the list again realising the mistake. "Jon women really want to touch my penis, umm Jon's penis, when it's attached to me or I guess anyone other then you" she said, but Jon looked preoccupied. She needed a solution.
"I wish Jon to be..."