Karyn said "Hold on" and turned around. "Look away," she said. Jon obliged.
She pulled down her pants and attached it. It turned into flesh and she was able to make wishes. "Oooh, this feels good," she said, stroking it.
"Now what?" asked Jon. "I never thought you'd be playing with yourself like that."
"I was just trying it out. I wish that Jon's balls are no longer his either and come with this penis. Now we're set. It wouldn't do you any good to have balls without a penis, and it would look funny if anyone were to get a penis without balls. For the next wish...."
"Yeah?"
"I was going to wish you into a girl. But if I did it'd be permanent. I figured we should discuss it first."
"Why make me a girl?"
"Jon, the fix was to make it so that there is no 'my penis', which negates any wishes about 'my penis'. In order for that to work, you can't have any penis. I can't just take this one and give you a substitute."
"Is there any alternative?"
"Nothing I can think of that makes any sense. Either you stay with no sex organs, or I give you female sex organs, or I make you a girl completely. I suppose you could be a girl disguised as a boy. Or I make you something without sex organs at all, like a robot or a Barbie doll or a space alien. But anything I do will be forever, and I'm not stupid enough to just turn you into a girl without your consent. What do you want me to do?"
