Jon looked at Pete, then his daughter, and then his (er... her) belly. "Don't worry, Pete. I'm going to deal with my situation first. Then I'll deal with you." Pete gulped loudly. "Ok, lets see here... I wish that I was not a pregnant woman with a daughter, but instead I was my old self and what that pregnant woman meant by her wish was that I would have to deal with back pains that she had recently been experiencing. I also wish that these pains would only last for 5 minutes." There was a giant flash of light and Pete and Jon closed their eyes.
Jon openned his eyes and looked down. "YES!" He felt his chest and belly "It worked." He put his hand on his back. "But god, my back is killing me." The girl that was next to him ran off into the arms of a nearby woman, calling her "mommy"
"Wow. That was some pretty good wishing" said Pete quickly "It seems to have worked perfectly, and better yet, nobody got punished. So, I'll be seeing you." He got up hurridly and began to speed walk out of there.
"HOLD IT PETE" said Jon, still grasping his back "I haven't forgotten about you. If you leave, it only means that you won't know what I changed. It will drive you mad, trying to figure it out."
Pete's head fell. "Yeah ok" he walked back and sat down. "So what's it going to be? What's my punishment for making you naked and invertingly making you a middle-aged pregnant woman? But before you make your wish, remember, I was naive and ignorant. I didn't know the stone was real. So please, I beg you, go easy on me."
Jon looked up at Pete's pitiful begging face. "I wish..."