Mikey's hand touched the stone "I wish that mom would get off me"
"What the..." Linda said as she was forced to stand up. "How the hell did that work?"
Mikey got up and began to run away. "Oh no you don't," yelled Linda. Mikey looked back and saw his mom sprinting full force toward him. Mikey couldn't help notice how her breasts beneath the shirt bounced like wild. Then he noticed her face was full of rage.
"You're in big trouble now, you turd" She yelled.
"eek" Mikey shriked, she was gaining on him again. "I wish I was a faster runner than my mom. Suddenly he began to speed up. He glanced back. His mom was falling further and further behind. Mikey didn't slow down until he had rounded 2 turns and was certain that his mom couldn't get him. "Wow," he said, looking down at the stone. "This is starting to get out of hand."
When Linda reached the corner and couldn't see Mikey anywhere, she stopped. "Shit" she said, "He used the stone... But how the HELL did it work? What was with that whole mom business. I'm not mom. Why the fuck did it work?"
Linda put her hands on her knees and caught her beathe. Then she reached into Jon's pant's pocket and pulled out his cell phone. She pushed speed dial.
"Karyn? Yeah, it's me. We have a problem..."
Meanwhile Jon pulled up into a parking place and got out of his mom's car. After straightening his mom's skirt he locked the door, and walked into the nearby building. "Time for another uneventful day" he grumbled to himself.
