"Jon, there are two options for you here." Karen said with a grin as Jon watched in horror. "Option A. is you shut your mouth, act like a pretty girl should and just get through the day. Option B. I wish you to do just that."
"Um... whats Option C.?" Jon asked.
"There is no Option C." Karen said.
"Theres always an Option C." Jon said.
"Fine, then. Option C. I make a wish and you become the sexy little girl those clothes were made for." Karen said with a smile. "So whats it going to be Jon-girl?"