Jon thought long and hard about getting the stone again. The world was a wonderful place now and everybody, especially women seemed far happier. He really should leave well enough alone, more wishes could wipe out humans altogether or create some post apocalyptic nightmare. Ultimately, Jon convinced himself that he knew how to phrase the wishes for the least impact. He decided to try.
That summer, without telling Karyn, Jon made the long journey back to Yellowstone. After two days of searching he once again found the boulder the stone had been buried beneath. After unearthing it, he held it again in his hands, almost intimidated by the power.
He thought a bit before finally saying, "I wish that women also had sexual nerve endings in their vaginas, and while they still preferred oral sex, they didn't mind vaginal sex."
Nothing happened. Jon had been worried about this for a long time. Thinking back he was almost positive he had said the word "ONLY" when he made his original wish. He could not wish for women to get sexual pleasure from anywhere else!
Thinking about it, he figured he could only wish for men to want vaginal sex again. Women wouldn't get anything from it, but they would probably put up with it the same way they used to put up with oral. Of course, that would restore the billions of overpopulated people probably, and all the wars, rape, and murder the 3 billion restored men would bring with them. One of the things that consoled Jon after he robbed women of sexual feeling in their vaginas was that rape was almost unheard of now. Men craved sex with mouths now, and mouths had TEETH! Rape was a bad idea.
The thought of leaving women with sexually numb vaginas AND having them endure rapes again was a real moral dilemma. Jon put the stone in his pocket and headed back for home. He would have to think this one through for a while.
