Jon and Karyn had both been busy with midterms over the last couple weeks, so they hadn't seen each other in a while. They agreed to meet up one Friday afternoon for lunch at Barney's, a local cafe that had great salads and sandwiches.
Jon got an Italian Hoagie and Karyn got a Cesar salad. As they ate and chatted Jon couldn't help but notice Karyn get a slight sexual pleasure look on her face and make a few soft moans as she chewed her food. Sure, Jon sees women do this all the time now, but it still reminded him of his fateful wish each time.
Jon listened to Karyn talk about her new boyfriend Shane, and he heard her complain a few times about his penis being too big. One of the many things to change about human sexuality was that women really didn't crave big penises anymore. Jon had heard the old saying "more than a mouthful is wasteful" a few times.
Wanting to change the subject, Jon mentioned that he and his girlfriend had gotten into a small fight recently. Karyn of course asked Jon what had happened.
Jon answered, "Well as you know Erica and I have been getting a long great for the past three months. We've even been having some great sex lately.."
Karyn rolled her eyes. "Ugh, Yes, you've mentioned the sex many times Jon. Get to the point please."
"Anyway, last Saturday we celebrated the end of midterms at her apartment. We both had a bit too much and I ended up sleeping over. It's not a big deal I've stayed over before, but the next morning something weird happened. Sunday morning after she took a shower she came out of the bathroom fully naked and started digging through her dressers for some clothes. It kind of caught me off guard because I haven't seen a naked girl in person since... well, you know.
Karyn DID know. Shortly after the wish Karyn had gotten naked a couple times before giving head to Jon. She doesn't know why she had done it, probably out of habit. She soon figured out what all the women on earth already knew, getting naked for sex was pointless and a waste of time when her sex organ was her face! She hadn't been naked in front of a guy since and actually felt a little embarrassed she had done it in front of Jon.
Jon continued, "Well anyway she caught me checking her out, more specifically she caught me looking at her crotch. I don't get to see vaginas much anymore, and even though I created this new reality I'm still in some ways an old fashioned guy. Given an opportunity like that I had to ...take a look."
Karyn's eyes went wide and asked "Eww, You just 'looked' Jon? Ugh, remembering how guys USED to act, I suppose you were leering at it all slack jawed and pervvy! Well, what did Erica do when she caught you staring at her....THING?"
"Uh, Erica just gave me a weird look and said, 'what are you looking at'? Well, caught off guard and forgetting how things are now for a second, I replied honestly that I was looking at her beautiful body thinking she would like the compliment. She got all offended! She called me a sicko vaginaphile and asked me to leave!"
Karyn shook her head and told Jon, "I don't blame her! A woman's reproductive organ is a private thing she only shares when she is committed with someone to having a child together. Sure Erica was comfortable enough with you to have sex with you and even to be naked in front of you, but I'm sure she doesn't plan to share...'IT'.. with you anytime soon! By leering at her reproductive area like it was a piece of meat you betrayed her trust! Imagine if the first time you saw a girl naked in the old world you suddenly peed on her or jammed your finger up her ass! You can only do weird kinky shit like what you did if you have a discussion with a girl first and she AGREES to doing that with you."
Jon threw his hands up in the air and exclaimed in frustration, "Jesus Karyn, you sound like you've been living here your whole life! I expected YOU of all people to understand why I did it! I'm not a sick freak, I"M the only one who's normal!"
Karyn chuckled and bluntly replied, "Normal? 99.9% of people on this planet are different than you, but you still think YOU are normal? Bullshit. You made us women all this way. You wanted this reality! YOU are the reason you are a freak now!"
"You know what I mean Karyn. Anyway, when I moved the nerve endings and made women want oral sex, I never asked for vaginas to be some gross forbidden organ! Women had oral sex with no nerve endings in their mouth before, why don't they have vaginal sex without nerve endings there?"
Karyn shook her head and said, "Because a vagina is a REPRODUCTIVE organ you dumbass! When you moved the female sexual nerve endings you separated sex and reproduction for women. They are two DIFFERENT things for us now! Putting a penis into a vagina is only done when people are committed to having a child together, and even then it's perceived as an unpleasant process for both people! You wanting sexual relations with a woman's reproductive orifice for...FUN is a weird fetish here."
"I have a weird fetish? What about you? You're from the old world like I am. You don't miss having sexual sensations in your vagina? You don't miss making love?"
Karyn raised her eyebrow at that and shot back, "First of all, I can still 'make love' Jon, I just do it with my mouth now. Secondly no, I really don't miss the old ways. The thought of a getting all naked and having a guy, um.. well, crawl up on top of me and thrash around seems really kind of gross honestly. I can get far more pleasure now easier and with more control using my mouth. Face it, you're a vaginaphile freak!"
Karyn's bluntness really struck Jon with the full implications of why his girlfriend was pissed at him. He really was a freak now! Sure he liked getting BJs like any guy, but he still wanted to have other kinds of sex too! Jon began to seriously consider taking a trip back to Yellowstone and finding the stone again, but had no idea if that was the right thing to do....
