Fortunately, Jon had studied some French in school and now he wracked his brains to remember any useful snippets. One thing was clear: he wasn't in Kansas anymore, Toto...
"Monsieur, ou sommes nous? Quel pays?"
The man gave Jon an odd look. "En France, madame!" He hurried on, looking confused.
Jon's head reeled. He was in France. An ocean lay between him and the rock. He could be stuck here like this, and expanding around the middle for the next 6 months. That wouldn't do. He had to find a way out of here and fast. He wanted to spend as little time as possible as a strange pregnant French woman!
