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5. Why not?

4. interesting

3. Like, Ohmigawd!!!!

2. Mom's Turn

1. You Are What You Wish

Karen & Jennifer Go to the Mall

on 2005-03-27 07:43:25

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"Oh yuck! We can't be seen in this thing!"

"I know! It's just so totally - I dunno, dull!"

"I'll take care of this," Karen said, reaching into her purse and pulling out the rock.

Seconds later, the beige minivan in the driveway had become a hot pink Corvette convertable.

"Wow! That is just completely hyped!" Jennifer gushed. "Let's go!"

"Wait, are we gonna take the rock with us to the mall? I mean, what if we, y'know, lose it?"

"Oh wow. Hmm - Oh, I know! Lemme see it! 'Kay - uh, I wish that while me an' Karen here are out, that one of the other of us always has the rock, and that it won't get lost, and we always know where it is and stuff!" The flash and urge to look away told them it had worked. Satisfied, the two girls clambered into their new Vette and raced off to the mall.
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"These shoes are so totally great! I just love them!"

"Yah! And this miniskirt is wicked cool!"

"Hey, how're we gonna, like, pay for this?"

"Tscha! Chill, Jennifer - I won all that money, remember?"

"Yeah, but we don't have any with us right now."

"Oh yeah. Oh well, no biggie." Karen produced the rock. "I wish Jennifer and me, that we both had our own credit card, and that it's got, like, no limit, and that it gets totally paid off at the end of each month." Again, Karen and Jennifer had to look away. When they looked back, the dug into their purses and each came up with a credit card in their name.

After that, it didn't take long for the pair to cut a pretty wide slash through the mall. When they were done shopping, they had rung up a huge amount on their cards, but with their no limit cards, the clerks just smiled and sold them whatever they wanted. Getting it to the car was no problem either - it just took one or the other of the girls to smile and ask coyly to get a cute male clerk in the various stores to tote their stuff out (all of which amazingly fit in the "special" trunk Karen had put in the Vette).

"Omigaw, that so totally ruled!!" Karen squealed as they sat in the food court.

"Completely," Jennifer agreed. "I'm, like, rilly glad you made me a girl and stuff, Karen."

"And you're not, y'know, upset weirded out cuz I'm your mom?"

"Tscha! As if! Ka-a-aren, you're, like, my bestest friend ever now! I'm completely cool with it!"

"You're so awesome, Jennifer!"

"You are too, Karen!"

"So now are we, like, gonna find us a couple of yummy guys?"

"Completely! And I see just the ones!"




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