"NO! Don't make another wish! You don't know what you're doing!" Jon yelled.
His mother stopped before finishing her sentence. "Yes, I do... tehehehehe.... This rock is, like, gonna see to it I can be a cheerleader!"
"But you never wanted to be a cheerleader before! You just accidentally made a wish and then whammmo..... you all of a sudden THINK you wanna be a cheerleader! C'mon, let's take a look a some pictures from before so you can see" he told her.
"Nuh huh! I wanna be a cheerleader more than anything in the whole wide world!" she said as she adjusted her cleavage. "I'm gonna do it on my own... what was that word??? ....uuuhhhhhh merits. My own merits! I'm just gonna, like, use the rock to help things along a little. tehehehehe"
Jon rolled his eyes. He didn't know what to do! At least she hadn't made any more wishes. But with her now limited IQ and desire to be a cheerleader who knew what she might wish for next?
"I know what I need!" she suddenly exclaimed "I need to be, like, perky and bubbly! They like perky and bubbly for cheerleaders and stuff! I wish my personality was, like, real perky and bubbly and stuff!"
The rock grew warmer and Jon's cheerleader mom suddenly took on a different body lanquage. "Teheheheheheh Oh wow... this is soooooooooo awesome... Like wow.... I think I can really do this! I, like, know all the moves and everything! Am I pretty enough to make it ya think? I've worked, like, soooooooooo hard! I don't wanna, like, blow this! No way! I just hope they like me. It would, like, suck to be the best dancer and stuff and then lose cuz I wasn't cute enough! Wow....teheheheheheheh the rock...... I forgot.... I wish I was cuter!"
"MOM! STOP!" Jon finally yelled once his mother's excited ramblings slowed. Unfortunately the pause was for another wish!
The rock warmed in her hand and she changed again. It wasn't anything in particular. She somehow just became, in a word, cuter. As young, trim, and sexy as she looked she also gathered an innocent look.
She began rambling again as she worked on some more kicks "This is way cool, ya know? This rock is the greatest! I'm gonna be great at those tryouts tomorrow!"
Jon sighed and sat back down. His teenage cheerleader of a mother continued babbling, her tanned legs kicking higher and higher in the air. Her larger boobs bouncing up and down in her tiny top. Her life now had new purpose... shallow as it may be! "I wish I was even cuter... but sexy too" he heard her say. It was like she was addcited to the rock now.
Jon was ready for reinforcements. Hopefully, Karyn would be there soon!
