Tight Situation

After a big Mac and fries Jon was ready to blow some cash, but then it dawned on him, the stone. He didn't need to blow any money at all, he just had to wish for it, but what was it? Jon had been so overwhelmed with the death of his grandfather and the fact the stone was such a powerful thing, it never really occurred to him that he could just wish for crap instead of buying it. Jon smacked his forehead as he stepped out of the food court and into the mall.
"Man, I was all rapped up in the mystery, of the purpose, of the stone and never figured that I could just wish for the useless crap I wanted." "But what in the hell should I wish for?" "I think I'll see what is here that I would like." Jon only walked around for a few minutes making mental notes of what to wish for when he got home. Then in one of the store windows a light summer floral dress caught his attention. "Man, Mom has been under a lot of stress after Grandpa's death, I should wish for that dress for her." "Come to think of it that dress would look good on meee .what the hell am I saying!" Suddenly Jon's stomach began to cramp. "O man that burger, must have been rotten, I think I'm going to puck." As Jon made is way to the restroom he grew dizzy and his whole body felt numb. His skin was crawling, as sweated uncontrollably. He slipped into the men's room, locked the door and immediately dropped too the floor. " Shit my nuts ache, and my damn stomach feels like its twisted in half!" Slumping against the wall of the men's room Jon frantically pulled down his pants, to see his scrotum squeezing his nuts so tight they're turning purple! "What the hell!" His voice cracking, as he reached down to try to fix what ever was making his scrotum, crush his balls. He notices that his dick wasn't looking so good either. Squeezing it he realizes that its almost completely numb, and about as big around as his pinky. "Holy shit I must have a clotted artery, that leads to my damn crotch!" Voice cracking all the wile. " How can that be I'm not that old, and that burger was the only read meat I've had all week!" Looking in the mirror at his dwindled manhood he caught a glimpse of his shirt, which was standing way erect. "What the F ." He chirps as he lifted his T-shirt up. Staring back at him were nipples that stuck out about an inch and had areolas the twice the size of silver dollars. " Holy shit it must be some food allergy or something!" He stared into the mirror at his numb face to see if he was breaking out into a rash. Looking at his reflection, he noticed his lips looked a bit fuller and his hair looked like it has blond highlights in it. In fact his face looked just a bit softer and his eyes a little more closely to blue rather than green. Then it dawned on him. "O shit someone has gotten a hold of the stone!" Quickly redressing him self he headed out the door looking for a pay phone.