"I wish I was home!" Jon said.
With that, Jon was home. "Whew! That was close!"
Jon saw his Mom crying on the couch.
"What's wrong?" He asked.
"I'm too old to strip." She cried. "No man is going to want to put dollar bills in my saggy old breasts. This morning I looked so good, now look at me, I'm a piece of shit!"
Jon mumbled, "I wish my Mom was happy with her age and appearance & that her love of stripping and stripping career turns immediately into a forgotten memory."
With that, Jon's mom stopped crying, forgetting why she was crying, and went upstairs to sleep, her traditional mom-like routene.
"Now, how to fix Karyn..." though Jon
