"There you are!" Karyn shouted from behind me.
I turned around to see Karyn running towards me wearing a baggy pair of jeans, a black t-shirt, and an unbuttoned red flannel shirt. As she ran her red flannel billowed out behind her giving me a view of her large bust that bounced wildly within her shirt. "Geezus..." My internal monologue shouted as I watch her chest jiggle after every footstep. "I can't believe she'd wear a tight shirt like that. She must like her new boobs." I thought as my eyes darted from her bouncing breasts to the long twin braids that bounced behind her shoulders as she ran. "Okay... The braids are more Karyn, but I don't think I'll ever get used to blonde Karyn..." I thought as she came to a stop in front of me.
Karyn grabbed her flannel and pulled it closed over her chest. "Jon you gooner. Quit starring at my tits!" Karyn said before let out a huff and bending over to catch her breath. "Sorry." She said straightening back up. "I'm still getting used to my new mommy milkers." She said with a smirk. "Turns out strapping a big pair of cream cannons to your chest makes running more difficult." Karyn finally let loose of the flannel shirt and adjusted her backpack. "You would not believe what it's like to suddenly grow set of wibble-wobbles like these."
"Did you spend all night coming up with names for your new boobs?" I asked cutting Karyn off.
"Well, no. And also yes." Karyn said with another smirk. There was a newfound playfulness about Karyn that seemed to disarm me as I stood there in a slight stupor. "So I sent you that Fastgram screenshot right? Did you see the likes? I mean all of my socials have blown up over night."
"Well yeah your girls kind of blew up yesterday." I interjected.
"Yes, and also shut up." Karyn quipped back. "Any ways, I didn't just sit around last night coming up with new names for my boobs. Mommy milkers, cream cannons, wibble-wibbles, dairy destroyers, funbag flotilla, and like 50 other euphemisms for big boobs were in the comments on my public social posts."
"And..."
"And it gave me an idea for a wish!" Karyn proudly responded. "I want to make a wish that gives us the power to alter social media posts and comments."
"So you want to be able to edit peoples posts? Why? So they say more nice things about your dirigibles?" I smirked at the fact that I worked the word dirigible into a sentence about Karyn's boobs. "Why would that be something to wish for?"
"No dummy. I want the wish to make it so that the altered post becomes real." Karyn said with a mischievous smile. "Think about it. If someone says something nasty on social media about us, we could make the comment nice. OR!" Karyn flashed a wicked smile at me. "We could go in and give them a taste of their own medicine."
"Karyn I don't know... That sounds a bit... Um... A bit..." I said struggling to form a coherent response.
"It sounds a bit brilliant." Karyn said grabbing my hand to get me walking towards school. "Let's walk and talk." She said looking up at me. "Now hear me out, it's a simple wish. Something like, I wish Jon and I had a browser plugin that allows us to alter posts and comments on any social media site." Karyn rushed in front of me and began walking backwards as we headed towards the school. "We add in something about how we are the only ones who can use the plugin and like a safe word and then boom! We could control the social media of Lake Point. Then no one will ever comment about how they want to motorboat my sweater puppies ever again." Karyn spun back around and continued to walk beside me.
"I don't love this idea. It seems kind of... revengeful... And I want to come clean. I did make another wish last night." I said wincing knowing what Karyn's reaction would be.
"DICK!" Karyn said slugging me in the arm.
"I deserved that." I said rubbing my arm as a sharp pain radiated through my bicep. "It was a good wish though. Basically I wished that for the next month any wish that we make comes with a safety addendum that adds rules to the wish so that we don't end up in a situation like you are in. You know with the blonde hair and the Grand Tetons."
"I knew you wished something!" Karyn cut in. "I felt it last night."
"I know I should have said something, but I just wanted to make it safe to test the stone." I said as we reached the edge of the school property. "Think about your wish and then we'll meet up after school. I guess the social media thing could be fun... But let's not get too crazy or just use it for revenge. Okay?"
