A poor wording version of the other two branches
"I wish that you and I had the ability to change from our male forms into beautiful, sexy, insatiable… fuck I meant irresistible women of our choice. We could change our clothes with us to accommodate our current form. Oh, our skills, abilities, heck - even mannerisms would change to fit. In fact, we could even choose to change reality to suit our forms, to a full or partial degree or not at all! It's a perfect wish that can only be done with magic, so I don't waste a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and it offers plenty of entertainment opportunities. Just think of all of the weird stuff we could do with a power like that. We could impersonate some asshole football player's girlfriend and spread rumors about how he has a small dick, or we could flirt with other girls to find out who's a closeted lesbian, or we could watch the cheerleading squad show…”
Joseph stopped mid-sentence as a wave of magic went through the both of them.
Jon closed his eyes as an intense cold chill went through him. He was totally shocked at the wish Joseph had just made and felt a little regret that he had encouraged him to think up a wish.
The sensations left Jon and Joseph's bodies as they looked at each other. Jon noted that they both looked like they did before Joseph made the wish, but Jon felt slightly different. He couldn't explain it, but he felt like his current form was "optional," like the certainty of being forced to stay in this present shape and size was removed.
"Holy shit! I can't believe that just happened," said Joseph with an astonished look on his face.
"Uhhmmm...what just happened? " Jon inquisitively asked. He wondered if his wish for Joseph to be oblivious to his wishes' outcome had faltered or somehow been negated.
"I…think my wish just come true!? Forget dinner; we gotta try this out."
“Where?” Jon asked with slight concern.
“There’s that nightclub down the street. Now we can get in,” Joseph said with a twinkle in his eyes.