"You know what? I don't want you complaining about my pee and stuff for the next 2 years. I think it would be too cruel to remove your speech chips, but I may have a solution."
Sarah drove back to the clinic, and asked for the doctor.
"Dr. Osteerhagen? I remember you mentioned something about thought modification for vulvas?"
"Ah, yes. It's a somewhat experimental treatment that will modify your vulvas' thought patterns to enjoy their functions as genitalia. In particular, it alters their senses of taste and smell, so that urine, menses, vaginal discharge, and semen will smell and taste delicious to them. There may be side effects however, such as increased libido, frequency of urination, and fertility. Are you sure about this?"
"Sarah, wait! Don't do this, I don't want to like being a pussy!" exclaimed Karyn.
"Yeah, and what about after we turn back? I don't want to spend my life craving to give blowjobs!" protested Jon.
"Sorry, pussies, but you're part of my body now, and I can do whatever I want to you. I'd rather have you happy than constantly nagging me about my pee."
"I'm afraid she's right, Sarah is free to pursue any alterations to you that she pleases. You are just parts of her body, and legal precedent forces me to respect her wishes. Sarah, drop your panties and spread your legs while I apply the treatment."
Sarah sat on the medical bench and did as the doctor asked. He pulled out a pair of silver vibrators with blinking LEDs on the bottom.
"These will re-wire your thoughts with a series of electrical impulses. You may experience some disorientation, but it will pass soon after. When it's done, I will have a few tests to run, and then you can go."
He slid the rods into Jon and Karyn, who involuntarily lubricated to let them in. They tried to squeeze them out, but were unable; pussies are designed to keep dicks in, after all.
The doctor typed a few keystrokes on his computer, and the dildos started to shake. Images and sensations flashed across Jon and Karyn's senses. The sound of pee dribbling into a toilet bowl. The taste of a cup of coffee. The feel of a tampon stuffed between labia. Semen squirting deep inside. A baby crying. A wad of toilet paper. Each scene was only present for a moment before being replaced by the next. Jon tried to block it out, to think of baseball, but the sensations were too much. He felt himself tense and squirt, covering the dildo with her cum. It was with a detached demeanor that she felt the vibe pulling out of her.
"Excellent, the changes are complete. How do you feel?"
Sarah panted as she recovered from her double orgasm. She gave a simple thumbs up, too weak to talk.
"I do want to run some more tests, to make sure the changes stick. Drink this," he said, handing her a jug of orange juice. She gulped it down eagerly, wanting to give her newly reprogrammed pussies a test drive...
