Eventually, Jon and "KarKar" reach the part of the hallways where they need to go to their individual classes. Jon still deep in thought about what to do, oblivious to the amount of guys staring at his pink thong.
"Alright Jon-boy, I'll talk to you later. Hope you have a fun class. Oh! Actually..."
Before Jon can stop her, Karyn reaches into his pocket and grabs the stone. "I WISH you would have a fun class!"
Jon snatches it out of her manicured hand. "What the hell Karyn?!" She just winks at him and walks away towards her class. This getting really strange...
Yay! Now we're getting to some good stuff! I knew I could trust you Kar-bear! xoxo
Hmm, so many options for fun. Maybe it could be an impromptu fashion show in art class, so Jon can show his cute new clothes off!
Or what if it's Sex Ed today? Maybe Jon can learn all the ways you can give a handjob to keep a guy happy. That's like fun AND educational.
Wait a minute, what class is next... EWW! History?! Like, why would anyone need to know what happened in some dusty old castle somewhere, before nail salons or Insta was even like a thing? It's totally impossible to make that fun! What if the teacher was a bit more exciting?
Hmm ok, seems like Mrs Cummins has just got back from her honeymoon. Ugh, for such a young teacher she is NOT working it. Pale, glasses, flat chest. How did she even get a man? Maybe I can like, kiss two birds with one stone. Is that how that saying goes?
