They tried to give a sensible answer, but their smug grins gave it away. They were cocky little incubi whelps. They wanted to flaunt their goods. Since they were training on a gated roof, there was not much of a problem. It was there as a safety precaution. Only the other businesses in their area 3 stories up or higher could see them. The real problem was when they went on calls. Children could see them. That got some flack for the temple. It was not my problem, but Jason's. He seemed content to let it be as Vohrear and Nyrear would not back him up on enforcing that they wear pants. Most of it was shut down when they displayed their powers in public. Not only were they monks, they were also fiends. Using their powers to solve problems made those not very knowledgeable about adventuring shut up. As far as they knew, all the bullshit the whelps were spewing was 100% truthful and accurate. Would you go up to a half naked guy that could deflect bullets and send grown men flying 15 away with a simple slap and criticize him!? I know I would not do shit. Others thought it was cool.
You really could not argue with the rule of cool. Boreneth, Praxel, Grulex, Felorin and Catnessa were basically given a blank check to do whatever they pleased. They all danced and fed on humans at Club Wrecked as well. I had really set them up for grand success. Because they were with me in one of my establishments, they were not messed with by demons or devils. "Fine. Keep up the good work. People are going to call you local heroes at this point." I told them. They crinkled their nose at me. That was not a response I was expecting. "Human praise is useless if they are not at one end of my cock or the other." Grulex said. "I don't want to be a hero to any of these humans." Felorin agreed. I shrugged. "Well, I can see where you are coming from. Think of this though: you catch more flies with honey than vinegar. The more well liked you are, the more humans will flock to you. For sex and protection. Use that fact to your advantage and you will go far." I explained. It seemed none of them had thought of it that way. Getting praise from inferior beings puffed their chests, but it did nothing inside.
Knowing this fact of human nature, they could garner even more support now that they would actively seek to be well liked. One of the humans came up on the roof, we looked at him. "Master Jason and Master Owen would like to speak to you." he said nervously. The monks looked at me. "This is their temple. If they asked for you, you have to respond." I said. They did not like that answer, but had to accept it. They went down with the human. I followed at the back of the line. When we got to the first floor, I saw Ohmath fussing with another human. "You stupid worm! That's not how you arrange the offerings for the day!" The human could only nod and try to fix it. "I apologize, Master Ohmath! I understand my mistake!" They were running all these delinquents ragged. It served them right if I was being honest. Why try to vandalize a place of worship? I saw Nyryd and went over. "It's been a while. What dirt do you have on these humans!?" I asked. He smiled and took out his phone. He then showed me naked photos of them before, during and after a very steamy threesome between them.
