"I wish that you and that bitch Karyn weren't friends and that you hated each other, and I wish that you were my friend instead."
There was the usual flash and then Sarah said; "I wish that Karyn was here, completely naked."
Suddenly, Karyn stood next to Jon, without any clothes on. "I wish that Karyn fancied Jon and her life was spent trying to bed him. But I wish that Jon would always refuse her and that Karyn never ever has sex with anyone."
Karyn put her arm round Jon, and began to stroke his chest. "Oh, Jonny, babe, why don't we go back to my place?"
Jon threw her arm off him. "Stay away from me, you bitch!" he shouted.
Karyn burst into tears. "Oh, Jon, please say you didn't mean it!"
"Of course I meant it, you cow, now go away."
Karyn ran off in tears, and Sarah burst into laughter. "Ha! That showed her. Now for some fun."
"I wish that Jon..."