"Ok, John here goes. First the other girls Sarah affected. I wish the following: Wendy will realize she made a mistake, reenroll in high school and become an honor student again. Vera's braces are due to come off on Monday, and her teeth will be straight. A dermatologist will give her a free prescription to clear up her acne, and a doctor will offer her free laser eye surgery, after which she'll have good vision again. Her hair just looked thin and greasy because she wasn't washing it, and she'll start shapooing again this week. Suzy's frizzy hair was just a bad perm and her hair will be long and straight again in a month. An orthodontist will fix her teeth for free, and her corrective shoes will fix her flat feet. She'll have another growth spurt and gain four inches, and her big feet won't look out of place with her new long, slender legs. Vera and Suzy will both be pretty again by the end of the school year."
"Now you, Jon. I wish the reason you're so short and pudgy is that you haven't gone through your last growth spurt either. You'll start growing again and get all your lost inches back by start of next school year. Your muscles will fill out and your belly will get flat again as you grow-you'll end up looking buff, really." "Hey Ethel-thanks for throwing that last bit in," said Jon.