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9. Jon has one child, and that's

8. Oops

7. Sarah's Surprise II

6. Karyn's eating for two now

5. The New Jon

4. Sarah Hatches A Plan

3. The Bitch Makes Her Move

2. episode two

1. You Are What You Wish

Jon has one child, and that's an improvement

on 2007-08-05 05:57:29

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There should be a way, thought Jon, to fix the whole situation, at least a little bit. "I wish that I'd have a half hour of extra time to make some wishes," he whispered. The world paused. Everything went silent. Jon experimentally made a sound and it seemed strangely muffled, as if he could speak but nothing could echo it.

First of all, Jon was going to be a mother of four. This was a little bit extreme. The first thing to do was fix that. "I wish that although I am six months pregnant, I'm five seconds away from it no longer being six months."

After waiting several seconds, Jon could now reverse the wish. He was no longer six months pregnant anyway, so changing his pregnancy wouldn't reverse the wish. Now how could he get rid of some of the babies without being a murderer? Ah, that would work... "I wish that all of my babies were already born and the same age." Jon felt relief in his belly, and not only was the doctor holding one baby, three others were in strollers nearby. It would be incredibly awkward to push around so many strollers, but that was soon going to go away. "I wish that I have only one baby, a daughter, and that there are four here because this one has the super-power to split into four people. Now I wish that the four would combine right now and can't use the power again until they get older.

Down to one baby. Next was Sarah.

"I wish that Sarah forgot about the stone. I wish that she knows she made the wishes she made on me and Karyn but forgets what granted the wishes."

"I wish that everyone who I want to know already knows about Sarah making wishes on me, so I don't have to tell anyone, and since my transformation only happens when I tell someone, I don't have to transform."

That would have to do for now, thought Jon. Tomorrow morning he'd be a guy again. Everyone would know he has a baby because of Sarah, though they'd remember a single birth from a year ago. But he was sure he'd need some wishes later. Maybe he should wish Sarah paid him child support?




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