Nintendo fun

Luke sat in a small room off the den with the door closed. He didn't much like most of the people at the party, but he heard that there was free beer, so he made his attendance mandatory. He situated himself away from the crowd, in front of the TV, with nothing but a beer and a nintendo in front of him. Super Mario Brothers was unfortunatly the only game in the house, with the old 8-bit nintendo to run it. Knock Bowser in the lava, run and find out the princess is in another castle, how old does this game seem, Luke thought.
And why doesn't the princess ever save herself? I mean, she is the princess, you think she might be trained or taught how to deal with a hostage situation. Luke shook his head to himself mumbling about how Mario better get some serious action for saving the princess. She must be hot, if Mario was going to go through all this trouble.
Suddenly, Luke heard a giant crashing noise from the main room, followed by some screaming and what sounded like a car honking. He tried to ignore it, because he was on the last level and he would finally save Princes Peach.
Out of nowhere, he dropped the controller.
"What the fuck..." Luke said, unsure of why his hands suddenly lost control. All of a sudden, his stomach shot a stabbing pain through his body, doubling him over and forcing all the air from his chest. His body then went numb and he fell to the ground, on his hands and knees. He tried to scream, but no sound came from his mouth. His entire body seemed to tighten, causing his eyes to shut tightly. No matter how hard he tried he couldn't open them. Although his body was numb, he could still feel things changing. His upper torso seemed to seem a bit harder to hold up, but his butt seemed to be getting higher in the air.
After what seemed like an eternity, Luke finally found the strength to pry his eyes open. The sensations to his body started to return. He was wearing something soft, something that seemed just like a....a skirt? And he could no longer feel his hands clenching against the carpet, because he had what felt like gloves on. And the most disturbing of all, there was nothing but air between his legs.
Luke shot up and looked at his reflection in the sliding glass door. Princess Peach stared right back at him. In a pink satin gown, elbow lengthed white gloves and bright red high heeled shoes. He reached his shaking, dainty hand up to his perfect, doll-like face and felt the smooth skin. He felt rings around his legs, where the thigh-high white pantyhose clung to his skin. A tear rolled from his almost crystal blue eye as he touched his flowing blond hair.
"Holy poo-poo." he said, only getting more terrified that he could no longer form his mouth to curse....