Jonas, Kelly, and Willy were the class hippies. When the wish was made they were sitting by themselves talking about environmental issues.
"Man" Jonas said "I can't believe that the Bush administration is not doing more to protect our forests. Does he realize that the giant Red Woods are a national treasure and need to be preserved at all costs?"
Kelly replied "I think all he cares about is keeping oil cheap so people buy more oversized SUV's."
"I think he should try to do more to protect endangered species like the condor." said Willy
Just then Jonas stood up in suprise. "What the hell?!" he said as he looked down at his feet and say his toes growing longer. The skin became brown and rougher in appearance. "Ah god! It hurts! make it stop!" he said. His elongated toes burrowed into the floor. he tried to move, but he was firmly anchored down. "Ahhhhhh!" Jonas could only scream and his legs became rigid and the skin all over his body took on the same brown, rough appearance that his toes had. His legs began to fuse and swell out. from the waist down he was just a stump. "Oh shit!" he said as he felt the sensation move to his dick. It grew hard and then extended out by 20 feet. It swelled out to almost a foor in diameter. As it grew branches sprouted from it and leaves grew on the end of it. His fingers underwent a similar change. "Kelly" he said in desperation "please help me...ples..helmmmmmph..." THese were the last sounds he uttered as his brown rough skin, which was now bark, covered his mouth, leaving only his eyes to watch as he grew 200 feet up in the air, busting through the roof on his way up.
Kelly felt strange sensations coming from her chest. She felt her breasts and they felt extremely hard. "What is going on. what is happening to mmmeeee?" she said. she tried to say something else, but all that came out were more "meeps" Looking at he chest she saw what appeared to be 2 headlights. Her hands and feet swelled out and turned black. in the center they became shiny and round. she collapsed on them and pulled them in toward her body. She stuck her ass up in the air and it expanded, making the saound of sheet metal being popped as it grew. Her pussy shifted to the side and a cover developed over it. Her ass had become the rear end of a vehicle and her pussy was the gas intake. Her tits pushed foward and her head sunk in. She began to cry but the tears eventually turned into washer fluid as her eyes merged into a windshield. She had become a big suv, the last thing she thought about.
Willy felt the need to stretch out his arms. As he did so feathers sprouted and developed into wings. His teeth pushed out of his mouth and merged to become a beek. All the hair on his head fell off. His legs become shorter and his toes become talons. When it was all over he flew up into the air, shit on the suv Kelly had become, and then perched on the giant red wood Jonas.
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