Jon followed Principal Strauss into her office. He was worried. What did she want to talk about? Surely he couldn’t be in trouble for having sex! Lots of boys at school had changed female bodies. He felt a sense of unease wash over him. He took a seat in the chair across from the principal. He’d been in this room just a couple times before. Everything looked the same except for a picture of her and her husband. To no surprise, he had the same body as principal Strauss. There was also a picture of the boys basketball team. There was a good mix, but it was clear which boys on the team were virgins and which were not. The changed boys were mostly shorter than the virgins, and their uniforms were cut in a way that made their shorts shorter and there was more room in their jerseys for their breasts. It didn’t really seem to matter whether or not athletes had male or female figures.
“Jon,” Strauss began, “I’m sure you know why you’re here. It’s quite obvious that you’ve lost your virginity yesterday. You’re not in trouble, but we need to have a conversation about being responsible now.” Jon said nothing and nodded his head. “I understand the desire for teens to fool around with one another, but there’s serious consequences that could unfold here.”
Mrs Strauss gave Jon a standard talk about pregnancy, STD’s, and consent, everything he knew beforehand. Then, she talked about his changing body.
“Now, it’s none of my business who you have sex with, but I think I could guess. Whoever it is though, you now represent her body. You need to be respectful of it. That means no exposing your or her private parts around school. We all remember when Steve Farber took had sex with Dana Smith just so he could show other boys her breasts. She had to move schools! We will have a zero tolerance policy for that behaviour.” Jon was horrified to hear that. He nodded and kept listening. “Now, as you know, your body will change when you have penetrative sex with a woman. It’s your responsibility to ensure that you clothing arrangements before the next day. You will not be excused from class if you forget. Speaking of which, I understand you have gym class later today. Here is a new gym uniform for you. I hope you didn’t think this could get you out of the fitness test.” Mrs Strauss handed Jon a top and a pair of shorts. Jon could tell these shorts were much shorter than boys shorts.
Jon and Mrs Strauss finished with their conversation just as the first half of the day was coming to an end. Jon was relieved that he wasn’t in trouble. He was even glad that he learned something: his body would only change if he had vaginal sex with a girl. A blowjob wouldn’t cut it. As lunch was about to start, Jon was looking forward to catching up with Karyn.
