The moment he put on the last article of clothing he found in the bedroom, he blinked and "woke up". Looking down at himself, he was shocked and confused. "What the hell?"
He was wearing a dress...the last thing he remembered he'd been in the Janitor's closet with that hot chick Myka. Did she slip me something?
He wouldn't be caught dead normally in a dress, and certainly not this dress.
He wondered how he'd get out of this.