the man turned and looked at the underwear section. "The hell did I miss?"
He saw that the entire section was now women's underwear and even the bras were all shiny nylon/spandex hybrids.
The cashier needed her manager, and she knew the nylon would give her the one she wanted instead of this guy.
She walked up behind him and said "sir I need you to look at this." And as he turned around she pushed him into the underwear section where he fell beside the former socks display which still said "socks" until it was effected by its contents and became "pantyhose" instead.
"Ow" he said unaware of the danger he was now in.
