"I wish I had a device that could transform any inanimate object or non-sapient animal into a human being. Any humans created by this device would gain human level intelligence, self-awareness, and basic human skills, and if it doesn’t have a defined age or gender, I could adjust the default settings in an app."
Suddenly, a device appeared in Jon’s hand - a raygun with the word “Humanizer” written on it. Jon felt a buzzing in his pocket and pulled out his phone, handing over the Humanizer to Karyn. There was a new app on it, with the same logo on it. Opening it, he noticed the settings...
"Perfect!" Jon thought.
Karyn looked over Jon's shoulder at the settings on his phone.
"So, anything humanised but will be a woman slightly older than us?" she asked,
"No, just the inanimate objects not modelled after people. Any humanised animals will keep their gender."
Jon put his phone away.
"So, what were you planning on using this thing on first?" Karyn asked.
Jon thought about it for a second before deciding...