I quickly sobered up, I had to destroy it... but how when it felt soooo good... I couldn't be its slave, and I wasn't going to have children, "the breasts" I screamed as orgasm hit.
I woke up to bright sunshine, how long had I slept. I rolled over to look for the time on my phone, only to be greeted by pain "Ouch", one large fatty appendage had just been squashed as id tried to flip over... it wasn't a dream, I pulled myself up onto all fours, and looked down through two huge boulder like breasts each with large nipples hanging from them, my ginger haired slit visible between the two hanging orbs... I giggled at the sight.
No I had to fix this, I go up and grabbed the now solid statue, which looked the same as before as if it had never been alive. "Fix me" I begged, but it sat motionless, "Fine" I said calmly lifting it from the side and bashing its head against the wall, small bits flacking off. "Don't destroy me, we were having so much fun" It said but still remained motionless, I continued with one almighty effort it shattered into pieces. "ha, screw you stone" I swore as I looked for something to finish the job and settling on a stiletto, its heel making short work of the pieces.
Not resting until it was dust, I decided it was time to head home, where was I now living anyway?