"fine, I want to go out with Jo's sister Zoe" Freddy said uncertainly, I smiled at him happily.
Suddenly I was sat in a scruffy room alone.. I looked around and noticed skimpy lace and satin underwear all over the place and the fertility idol sat next to a silk sheeted bed. "Where the heck am I" I asked the room, then noticed a pink smart phone on the pillow. Joanne Merlin, age: 23, works as a stripper at the Pussy Galore club, no qualifications, left home at 18, younger siblings Zoe and Micky. I flicked though years of profile pictures, all my friends now seemed to be strippers and I was very drunk in most of the images. The phone started ringing, "Hello?" I answered.
"Suzie is off still, her implants have not healed fully yet, can you make it in? also when are we getting yours done? you know its a requirement for the job" came a voice I recognised at Grants the assistant at Pussy Galore even though id never met him. "Sure thing sweetie" I giggled instinctively, annoyed at my new low IQ stripper persona, id have to try and fix it, while I try and get Micky to fix me.
Meanwhile Zoe stared at a load of shocked faces she recognised as her weird sisters really fit boyfriend and his mates,"Umm Hi?" she asked. "Is that Joanne?" Sarah asked Steve. "No i'm Zoe" Zoe said looking at her arms, they looked the same as usual. "Wow looks like you are playing now" Sarah said as Steve flipped a card.
