Karyn knocked on Johns door, his mother answered "Hi Sarah, are you ok, does your mom know you are out!" She asked. "I just wanted to talk to John sorry" Karyn asked. "His sleeping, call again in the morning" johns mom said sternly. Karyn worried, surely he hadn't just fallen to sleep... "Ok then" she sighed and walked away "goodnight" she added as the door closed. "I guess I best think of how to break the curse, I guess learn to respect Sarah?" Karyn wondered aloud as she walked back towards Sarah's.
I walked with Karyn towards an ornate neon lit restraint, the sign read Pei-Pei's, it didn't look like a place witches would work, if anything it looked cheap and cheesy. Inside wasn't much better, the customers were all rough looking, a tattooed chinease man was stood by the door staring at someone at the take away counter.
Passing his I was met with the greatest booty I'd ever seen. A tiny blond woman was stood talking to a woman and trying to make an order "ummm what is this number?" She asked pointing at a menu, her voice squeaky and vapid. I stared at the large round ass squeezed tightly into a dink micro dress, a mass of platinum curls taking up most of her back, black fishnet tights covering short little legs down to two little feet in huge six inch matching pink platforms.
"Excuse me, do you need some help? You seem to be having trouble" I asked condisendingly pulling the woman round to look at me, "hey im doing fine" she squeezed in annoyance, "yeah looked like it, whoah nice boobs" I said taken aback, "sorry, I don't..." I tried to say, "hey jerk, you think you have it so easy?, I would take your life anyway" she said in her childish voice staring up at me. I couldn't help hpnut stare at her cleavage as she complained, it's huge valley of breast flesh barely contained in the low cut dress. "Yeah you have it so bad, with a body like that I bet you don't even have to work a day in your life" I scoffed rudely.
"I'll just take that" the busty blonde said as the chinease woman at the counter handed her a bag of take away, "don't forget the cookie" the woman said handing her a cookie.
I watched as she left, her ass looked like it was chewing candy, "I'm sor..." I tried, but the woman called me over. Karyn just gave me a dirty look, I shrugged trying to look innocent, "what do you want, why are you trying to scare away my regulars?" The woman asked. "Umm I just wanted a cookie" I replied embarrassed, I just wanted to escape, "here, take it and go" she replied handing me a cookie. I took it.
I quickly headed out to the street, i felt terrible, I couldn't go in again, I stared at the cookie.
Inside Sarah grabbed the chinease woman, "hey, I totally get why Karyn is a geek, look I've even learned to dress like her and have hung out with her rude friend, do you think you could swap us back in the morning?" She asked. "Yeah sure, I see why you don't get along now, you will be returned in the morning" Sarah thanked her and left,
Karyn joined me "well done Jon-Boy let's head back to your house, I'm sure there is no magic in that place, just hookers" she laughed.
We wandered home and Karyn continued making fun. At the door I sighed, "look, I'm sure she isn't a whore, but I'm sure she isn't a virgin, I would swap lives with her if it meant now being a virgin" I said annoyed at the goading Karyn was giving me. "Fine, fine, I'm sorry, I won't go on anymore, let's see what your fortune says then I'll head home" she laughed.
I looked at the cookie and shrugged, "fine" I said crunching the biscuit in my hand. I unravelled the message. 'You want to see what life is like when everyone wants to fuck you, now you can' I read, but then felt dizzy, long curly blond hair falling in my face.
Odd I thought my brain feeling kinda hard to remember.., what did it say, I looked again "You wish to be free of your life and would trade your looks for brains, now you can see how the other half lives, enjoy the lack of attention' I read... That's odd I'm already smart and nobody gives me a second look.
