Jon watched as a large truck pulled into the MochaVille parking lot. The guy that got out of it was an overweight 40 something guy wearing a cap that said "FBI: Federal Boobie Inspector". As he walked in he pulled out an old flip phone and started mashing buttons as though he were texting.
Jon greeted the man with the usual "Welcome to MochaVille" greeting. The man just glanced at Jon briefly and said, "Gimmie a regular coffee, with creme and regular sugar."
Jon smiled and then added, "Would you like to try our new white chocolate creme? No extra charge."
The man didn't even look up, he just said, "whatever, sure". He was about to go back to his texting but then suddenly blurted, "I wish my dick was bigger."
Jon rolled his eyes as the guy went back to tapping out a message on his flip phone blissflly unaware he had made an embarrassing wish to Jon. Jon knew full well what would most likely happen if he granted the wish, and decided against granting it, even for this guy who was driving an oversized truck trying to compensate for something. However, after the guy got his coffee and left Jon saw a bumper sticker on the back of the truck as it left the lot that made him change his mind.
Jon just frowned and said, "Ok asshole, wish granted."
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Ted felt an odd tingle go through him as he left the MochaVille parking lot...
