Jon ultimately decided that the best course of action would be to transform people his mother was not acquainted with into people who would love to be in a book club with his mom. Knowing who his first target was going to be, Jon put the rock in his pants pocket and proceeded walk towards the front door. Before he left, Jon checked the kitchen to see if his mother was still there, only to find the room empty.
Seeing no reason to stick around, Jon left his home and proceeded to walk over to the house of his first target. The first target was of course...